Monday, April 25, 2011

Outsourced Might get Cancelled And I think E workers have a curse

Its not doing well with the change of the time slot and critically its doing awful. But the worst part is outsourced has a big fan a vocal fan base. Their are people who actually like the show. And there are people who want to keep it on. I hope this show does not get kept on. Even though i am not a huge Community fan. It fits really well into NBC Thursday night line up. Outsourced has ruined the Thursday night line up. I hate that's its on 30 rock. I hate seeing a clip at outsourced after i watch an episode of 30 rock on my DVR. As i go on NBC has just cancelled two of their most recent pilots perfect couples which was a terrible and painfully unfunny pilot but the show improved after the pilot. And the Paul raiser show a bad curb your enthusiasm rip off. A PG Curb rip off with writing. What make Curb good By the way is that the show is ad lipped. Anyways So if outsourced get cancelled what show should we have to replace it. Well NBC Did buy Chelsea Handlers pilot Are You there vodka its Me Chelsea. Which is my best bet that NBC will put her show in the line up. But If Because NBC messes with their Thursday night line that is already perfect here is how i would fix it.

8: 00- New show.
8:30-Parks and rec
9:00- The office
9:30-30 rock
10:00-Community( I think this show getting the 10:00 slot would help the show improve. I think it would give them a chance to let the show get away with more outrageous ideas. Plus i would help the show in rating too. because the big bang theory always beats them with ratings. I think the nerds who love this show will love it even more at a later time slot. I think that if it get moved to a later time slot the writers could challenge themselves more.)
10:30- (if outsourced get cancelled which i hope it does. Of Chelsea handlers show gets the Thursday night slot. I think her show should be on late even though its new. Because her humor is not 8:00 friendly. It would be easier for her to get away with what she does.)

I am not looking forward to Chelsae Handlers Pilot though. I respect the fact that she does speak her mind , And sometime i can agree with her. But she barely does her research at time and sometimes when she tell people off she will just sound so stupid. I can do that too but she can get to the point where its not funny. Also i hate the actress she casted to play her Laura Prepon. Who i hated on that 70's show. It could surprise me and be good. But i am not excited about this show so far. Also Why do popular E personality's have to have pilot for NBC. Or E's sister company G4. First Joel Mchale Community, Than Olivia Munn Perfect Couples Which she left Attack of the show for perfect couples should have stayed like joel mcchale. Jen Kirkman left Chelsea lately to write for perfect couples. Now Chelsae handler is playing her sister and writing a show for NBC. All though she did not leave her talk show. Smart move. I think the E Chanel has a curse if you leave your E show to do a pilot for NBC your show will get cancelled.

Also Chelsea handlers other show after lately is awful. That's another reason why i am not looking forward to Are you there vodka its me Chelsea. I also read an interview with the writers of Chelsea lately and after lately. And no wonder why Chelsea handler is such a bitch to them. They are a bunch of A holes. They kept trying to say there show was better than 30 rock and the office. Which is a lame R rated RIP off of 30 rock and the office. I like R rated humor do not get me wrong. But your show should be at least funny and its not. Also do not call bad mouth other brilliant television. That have also won countless Emmy'sand awards for their writing, acting,Directing ECt.

Friday, April 22, 2011

RIP Michael Scott

I will miss Michael Scott on the office next week is Steve Carell's last episode. Last night they did another dundies and the episode was ended with a song parody of seasons of love from Rent. Even though it was not the goodbye episode it still made me cry. Whats the office without Michael Scott that's heartbreaking. It has a great cast but Michael is the heart of the show and he is the show. Office Fans will miss you. The seasons of love was not the farewell but it was a great beginner to a far well as well as a last dundies episode. Also I am really glad Mindy Kailing wrote the episode and directed it. She did a great job. Although she is already a fantastic writer. But i want to see her write for something that is not the office. I hope she creates her own show someday. Anyway Everybody her is the first office Farewell too Michael Scott.


Thursday, April 21, 2011

First Dates and Coupons?Also a discussion on a scene in Easy A

So i was on the Internet and i was watching all that glitters 21. and she came across a study of woman taking Second Dates with men who used a coupon on the first date. The percentage was 90%. I am not part of that 90% at all.

Yeah its make me so sexy and special to know a guy used a coupon on the first date. Oh i feel so awesome. He really tried to impress me. The coupon that hot that so sweet. I really like this cheapskate a lot. Are woman really that easy now. Why do not men work for it anymore. I am not saying be a hopeless romantic because men who are hopeless romantics creep me out. But try hard on a first date to make a good impression make me want you. Make me want to call you back and go on a second date with you. It also goes with texting i do not want to get to know a guy over a text i want a guy to call me a guy to want to hear my voice i want to have a conversation with a guy. I do not want to plan a a date over a text.

Anyways back to the coupon thing

There is a scene in Easy A where she goes on a date with this guy and she want to go to this lobster place and because she had a coupon. They go on the date. The date did not get to the fact on weather or not who was paying but. As people who knew the guy was a bad date. And if it did get to the part when it came to the subject of the coupon he should have said do not worry about it. Save it for another time or use it with a friend.

It is a good way to test a guy on their dating skills. Or a good way to say i am not interested on a bad date.

First Date ans

Parks and recs season 2 blooper real best blooper real i have seen



Deleted Scenes from The Set Up basically lots of will Arnett ad libbing. One of them that i wish stayed on the show is. MRI amusing to you?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What the hell why are there 3d ultrasounds

I watched Conan last night and Tina Fey was the guest. She was hilarious as always. The best part of the interview is she warned people that 3d ultrasounds are upsetting and not nice to look at. And yes i thought that exact thing as soon as she said 3d ultrasound. I thought why would somebody want to see a undeveloped baby up close. At the point where it does not look like a baby. So yeah i am happy that i know those existed because i do not want to ever see a baby undeveloped in 3d.




Funny interview

Michael Ausiello May sweeps finale preview( No big spoilers)

So as everyone knows i go to tvline.com for my television gossip/ spoilers anyways he did this this preveiws of big events happening on tv show finales. Its mostly hints and most shows have not been reaveled but some. The events are are breakup deaths and pregancys the list go's on. No big reveals but here is the list.


Number of weddings: At least 9
1. CONFIRMED May 5: Callie and Arizona/Grey’s Anatomy
2. CONFIRMED May 5: Charlotte and Cooper/Private Practice
3. CONFIRMED May 8: Sarah and Luc/Brothers & Sisters
4. CONFIRMED: May 12: Rajiv and Vimi/Outsourced
5. CONFIRMED: [TBD]: Ivy and…
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7.
8.
9.


Romantic Reunions: At least 2
1.
2.

Number of couples having sex for the first time: At least 3
1.
2.
NEW 3.

Number of shocking pregnancies: At least 3
1. CONFIRMED 90210
2.
3.

Number of babies born: At least 3
1. CONFIRMED May 12: Shirley/Community
2. CONFIRMED Angela/Bones
3.

Number of breakups: At least 4
1.
2.
3.
4.

Number of fatalities: At least 11
1. CONFIRMED Castle
2. CONFIRMED Parks and Recreation
3. CONFIRMED The Vampire Diaries
4. CONFIRMED Hawaii Five-0
5. CONFIRMED Desperate Housewives
6. CONFIRMED Fringe
7. CONFIRMED NCIS
8. CONFIRMED NCIS
9. CONFIRMED Glee
10.
NEW 11.

My guess with parks and recreation that its little sebastian

Number of paintball wars: 1
1. CONFIRMED May 12: Community

Yeah kristen dos santo revealed way before you did on her e blog. When Michael posted may sweeps on his site. And this did not have confirmed written down kristen dos santos already confirmed the theme of the episode. Oh and lost fans sawyer from lost is the guest star on this episode. My mom loved him on lost she will watch. I hated him on lost.

Number of possible fatalities: At least 8
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Number of resurrections and/or big returns: At least 2
1. CONFIRMED May 13: Lex/Smallville
2. CONFIRMED Georgina/Gossip Girl

Yep When does georgina not return to gossip girl big suprise.

Number of onscreen firings and/or resignations: At least 1
1.

My Guess someone from the office. Will arnett is a guest star are going a new dunder mifflin boss. I think he is going to get fired.

Number of engagements: At least 1
1.

Number of time warps: At least 1
1. CONFIRMED May 17: One Tree Hill


One tree lame i do not care about that spoiler.

Write your guesses on any of these shows.

Why is community and outsourced still on the air.

Ok so outsourced is one of the worst Tv shows NBC has ever produced. It cheap gags and yes community is not as bad as outsourced. But its still not as great as the fans of it make it out to be. My brother is very angry that perfect couples has been pulled from the NBC Thursday night schedule for the Paul riser show. And he has quoted to say why is outsourced and community on the air still. Because people like cheap humor that is why. I wasn't that big of a perfect couples fan. The pilot was awful. It did improve after the pilot but i wasn't wowed but i do think if its giving a second season i may like it better. Anyways we were talking about community and outsourced. There is a reason why those shows are still on because they have a big fan base. Outsourced has a fan base of people who like cheap laughs. And Community is a fan base of people who like 30 rock and arrested development. But say they love arrested development to be cool but do not really pay attention to it. That want to watch a show that has the humor of those shows but dumbed down with a little bit of scrubs humor added in.

I hate when people compare arrested development and community. I see more similarities between community and and scrubs. A lot of the jokes can be really lame. All though to be fair scrubs good in its first season. But it got old really fast. It did have its moment's but a lot of scrubs was cheap gags.
The thing that sets community apart from arrested development is it is not consistent. Arrested development is one of the most genius television shows ever made. Its one of those shows that the average audience cannot get. Community can be brilliant sometimes but its never brilliant all the time. I kind of see a community Arrested development Parrnell between friends and Seinfeld. In the 90's both shows were compared to each other. Although one show was brilliant the other was ok and entertaining but never genius. Community unlike friends can be really smart sometimes. But a lot of the time its just stupid or boring.

If i were to compare any show on the tv to arrested development. I would compare 30 rock to arrested development. 30 rock is way more consistent than community. Especially when it comes to writing. 30 rock has much better writers. Than community.

But the reason why this show stay on the air is because they have loyal fan. I have tried and tried to give community a chance and i have seen all of season 2 so far and all of season 1 and its just not that good. I love Joel Mchale on the soup and i don't like him that much on community. Donald Glover is really funny outside of the show and he did write for 30 rock for 3 years but he is in-consistent on the show. He is either really good or he overacts. I hate britta. I like annie. Chevy Chase his jokes are cheap laughs. Annie grew on me the more the show went on. Ken jeon who is awesome in movie overacts on the show. The overacting on the show is not funny either. On arrested development when they did overacting it was always really funny to watch but on community its just seems forced and its so obvious they are trying way too hard. It comes off really annoying. The other thing that annoys me about the show is they always go off format of the show on purpose all the time. Oh cool a stop motion episode. Oh cool a mean girls themed episode. I get tired of the shows adhd. I do have a random sense of humor but i get so irritated when this show goes off its format. Sometimes it can be good. But most of the time when it goes off format it fails. I wanted to give the second season a shot because of how good season 2 of parks and recreation was. I thought what the hell a show can get better in a second season. But i watched season and it was the same pattern of season 1. So After season 2 of community. I do not i will give season 3 a go unless community fans start saying this season sucks. If community fans say it sucks i am guessing its improved.

Why i love parks and recreation

1) April Ludgate (Aubery Plaza)







Even during the first season April was one of my favorite parts of the show. One of my favorite scenes is a deleted scene with her and Amy Poehler. And they are talking about the beauty pageant and Leslie is telling April what not to do in a pageants. One of the parts in the dialog is when is says do not do that thing where you are pretending to scratch yourself but you are really giving someone the finger. Aprils response when do i do that? Leslie you are doing it right now. And the camera zooms to April flipping her off.

The entire beauty pageant episode is a great April episode because she only does it for money than gets mad because the prize was money for a fence. So she quits right in the middle of the pageant. Than she has a talking head where she says " No i didn't win. But at least i didn't make any new friends today."

2) Ron Swanson

Season 1 of the show does not really give him justice or the rest of the cast. But season 2 and 3 are amazing. Ron Swanson is an amazing character. I cannot give too much away on Ron Fucking Swanson But he is just a genius character. He has some of the best lines of the show.








greatest cold open ever


Season 2
he had two ex wives names Tammy. And his talking head was yes my moms name is Tammy. Whats your Point. I also love the scene in Ron and Tammy 2. Oh you shaved off part of your mustache . I didn't shave it. It rubbed off from friction. There has only been one ex wive named Tammy on the show though. But its brilliantly played by Nick Offermans real life wife Megan Mullally. the other Tammy has not appeared on the show yet but i cannot wait to see who is the other Tammy. And which wife is Tammy 1 and Tammy 2.



Another great Parks and rec cold open from season 3

Oh and Ron Swanson pyramid of greatness is amazing.

3) Andy Dwyer

I did not like him in the first season or the first half of season 2. But the more the show went on i loved Andy Dwyer But season 3 is now where i really love Andy Dwyer. Because he had the greatest response to i love you. Dude No way that is awesome sauce.

4) Donna

I could not find any of her great scenes in season 3 but she has a lot of great scenes in season 3 and 2. But i picked this one. It also has Jean Ralphio who is another great side character on the show.




I also love Joan Callemezzo played by Mo Collins But Mo Collins is amazing in every thing she does.

Of Course i love Amy Poehler too and Aziz Ansari the cast in this show is amazing. Tom Haverford makes the best inventions ever like DJ roomba. Which i want a robot vacuum so bad. I hate the sound of vacumes. I also now want to make my own DJ Roomba. Amy Is just great there is not much i can say there.

I Also love the new cast member Adam Scott who i loved on party down. Which i am also really glad he is staying on the show. And his back story is hilarious. A teenage mayor who bankrupted his town because he made a ice rink called ice town. Also Rob Lowe's character is amazing because he is so positive it makes you sick.

If you have only seen the first season and will not give this how a change please change your mind. The second season is great and the third season is even better. Park and rec gets better and better the more the show goes on. Next to 30 rock its the best show in NBC Thursday night line up. I look forward to it every week.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

freaks and geeks payley center reuinion

I wanted to post this because freaks and geeks is one of my favorite shows of all time and i got so excited because it was almost the whole cast except for Jame Franco. But Oh man as a huge fan i got giddy. There were also rumors that Jason Segel and Linda Cardilini were on bad terms after they broke up and forgetting Sarah Marshall was written about her. But Jason always denied it. Also there were rumors that their breakup was so bad that Apatow did not want to work with her again. But from the looks of the reunion it was all good. And there was no awkwardness between Linda, Judd, or Jason. I find it funny that NBC would not air Kim Kelly is my friend. What hilarious is Rashida Jones was on that episode F&G Now she is on parks and rec and was on the office. Talks about a deleted scene that was twist for a character too. Recognizing Cindy Sander. I did not recognize her. But there are people who do recognize her. Haha. i am a serious actor now! I was on that's so raven! Same leviene Jason Segel loves to dance. Judd apatow talks about the creation of freaks and geeks. And the script Paul feig wrote. Martin starr talks about party down. Judds bad ideas if for if they had a second season. this is receptive it tells the story about james franco creating a back story and not telling the director of the episode or busy phillips and he flips out on set. Than they make fun of his method acting and how much he read on set. Yeah i posted a lot but its one of my favorite shows and i was just excited that they had the video on YouTube.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Mad Men 30 rock and bones news

So too my 4 followers if you would like to know whats to come on a show that you watch i will find out. regardless on weather or not i watch the show or not. Its so easy for me anyways i read spoilers and TV news constantly. There is is lots of things i know about shows i do E news. I mostly go on it for news on TV and just read watch with Kristen.

Which by the way Kristen dos Santos is also one of my heroes because when arrested development was on the air she would visit the set constantly and was one of the fans who would fight to keep arrested development on the air more.
She advertised the show more than fox.


  • the two things i will share in TV news is pregnant actresses and weather it will be written into their shows or not. I will first talk about Emily Deschanel Who is who got knocked up by her husband Rickety Cricket from Sunny (David Hornsby). Yeah she is preggers. I there is no word on if they will write it into the show bones. I have never watched the show so i do not know if that idea is stupid or not. My friend who loves bones said bones wants to have a baby has been a subject on the show. But because i have never watched the show i would not know.




  • Next in TV news season 6 of 30 rock may be its last because Alec Baldwin is leaving the show. And i would hate no jack Donagy on 30 rock so i think they should have season 6 be its last season. 30 rock writers do not pull a the office stunt and try to continued with out Steve Carell Steve Carell is the office. Yes you have a great cast but its not the office without Michael Scott. Also same for 30 rock its not 30 rock without jack and Liz.




  • Their is also a rumor that season 6 might be delayed till mid season because Tina Fey is 5 months pregnant. But that rumor doubt because they are doing a fantastic job covering Jane Kraskoski pregnancy. And unlike bones i watch 30 rock and Liz Lemon wants to have a baby. But i do not see her getting pregnant from the direction the show has been going in. Even Tina Fey said that Liz Lemon will be single for the rest of season 5. So i do not see that happening plus the writing on the show is so good and half the season has been written or filmed because the season is almost over so i do not see it fitting into the show.




  • Mad Men New its simple No Mad Men till 2012

Television Spoilers My huge vice This might turn into a tv blog.

I love television as much as i love makeup. I love to nerd it up on TV shows i love and investigate. On whats to come. Some of my favorite shows on TV right now that the season are still on that i love are. Most of NBC Thursday night line up the



  • office

  • Parks and Recreation

  • 30 rock

I have a love hate thing with community. Well really a like hate thing. I never love an episode of that show and love. I keep watching it and i hope it improves and sometimes its great and sometimes it sucks. But after two seasons of that show. It goes through cycles of being really funny and consistent. Or just a string of really bad episodes.


Anyways i love spoilers in TV shows. Parks and recreation and 30 rock both have awesome fan sites that have a spoiler section. Parks and recs fan site is knope knows. And 30 rocks fan site is pregnant cormbread. I have been spending lots of time on knope knows lately. Right now i am big on parks and rec it probably my favorite show right now.


Anyways i am also an avid visitor of eonlines watch with Kristen section of eonline. I am often a visitor of TV line .com I read a lot of ask ausiello. I just love spoilers. It makes me enjoy the show more because it keeps me guessing on what will happen on my favorite tv show. I do that naturally but i read spoilers to get the real clues. I like to keep my mind guessing on whats to come. Also i like to learn about up coming pilots as well. I wish i could work in a profession where i could just read scripts of TV shows.



People also tell me all the time i should read more often. I like reading books but i get tired of it so fast. I get so bored of it too. Its never the books its just the format that books are written in that bugs. I will read chapter after chapter and get bored. All though when i read a script its the opposite for me. I love the format of a script. I also get through it fast and my mind gets lost in a script unlike a book. Its rare for my mind to get lost in a book. It has nothing to do with the genera or anything. I will just read it than just be like OK i want to do something else. And i will like what i have i will have enjoyed it. But i will forget to read it. Even if its a bad script its still a lot harder for me to put down a script than a book.


Anyways i think i am going to start blogging about TV news although, My blog is a beauty blog. I love to talk about television and whats to come on a show and i have abused my facebook page with status updates about TV shows. Which yes have been annoying and i mostly just annoying general on facebook. Than again who isn't annoying on facebook. But there are subjects i need to save for my blog so TV might be another thing i talk about on my blog instead of facebook. But because of that expect me to be blogging more often. The other negative about me reporting TV new on my blog is it will be old news by the time i blog the TV news. So that will be lame. But Hey at least i found another thing not to abuse facebook status updates with.